Happy Holidays

...you fuckers! Hope you had a good XMAS, CUS I SURE AS FUCK DIDN'T! MATTER OF FACT, THE ONLY PERSON THAT GOT ME SOMETHING WAS MY DOCTOR, AND IT'S A WII U!

Anywho, with that aside, Rouge's brother who is a youth pastor sent me a video, trying to get me to "repent of my sins" and to work at his fucking ministry!

the video in question:

My objectives for the protest!

1. Microsoft brings back MSN Messenger!

2. Hostess reopens!

3. Disney disowns Lucasarts!

4. Nintendo Power comes back!

5. Yahoo lets me make another account!

Until ALL FIVE of these are met, THE PROTEST WILL CONTINUE AND WILL NEVER END!

during this protest, I will:

1. Boycott all things Microsoft, including the XBOX and every Windows computer!

2. Refuse to get a job!

Until the protest is over, I will continue to do the above!

Me attempting to go into a Blackout Party!

Also known as post-sandy party prologue part two...fuck both of these bouncers!!!

What the Louisiana State Fair looks like...

Enjoy!

Post regarding the trial on 10/22/2012

First off, I want to tell Rachel of Wetfish that IF THAT TRANNY GAVE ME A JOB, THIS SHIT WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO ME!

With that out of the way, let's carry on...

The night this incident took place, me and my friend were going to this nightclub called Phoenix Underground that I have been going to for years now, and wanted to go there after I sobered up from the brew fest...We stood in line at the nightclub and for some reason, the bouncer pulls me out of line and frisks me...but luckily, he didn't find the audio recorder and we were allowed in afterwards (audio recording of this ordeal will be posted soon)

Inside the bar (which was empty) me and my friend stood at the bar and drank some booze when I noticed a couple of chicks coming in! I stared at them as they seated themselves at a booth just across the walkway from a table full of jocks. So I downed half my bottle of beer before heading over to the booth and then this conversation was followed...

me: "Hello you two, want some sausage with those eggs?"
chick: "Excuse me?"
me: "You heard me, you carpet munchers up for a threesome or foursome?"

Then some jock butted in and told me to piss off, telling me that they were actually sisters and not dy***! I told the jock he better fuck off before I shove my size 12 boot up his ass and the next thing I knew, that table full of jocks started to attack me! My friend sees this and joins in on the brawl! Afterwards, the jocks were thrown out while me and my friend slipped into the men's room to clean the blood off us. We go back to the bar and continued to drink more beer till the bouncers that frisked me earlier came over and told us that the Caddo Parish Sheriff's Department wanted to speak with me! I started to get upset and pleaded with the bouncers to help me sweet talk myself out of this predicament!

Outside, a deputy from the sheriff's office asks if I was one of the brawlers and I told him I was and the next thing I knew, I was in the back of the sheriff's car with handcuffs on me with blood and tears covering my face! Later, a female deputy read me my rights and asked why I started the brawl and I told her I didn't start shit, IT WAS ALL THOSE JOCK'S FAULT! She told me to calm down and locked me up in a drunk tank! Later, the Landlord and his sons came, as well as their lawyer, to visit me behind bars, and let me tell  you, the Landlord was PISSED! He asked me why the fuck did I start shit at a bar hours away from home and I told him, again, I DIDN'T START SHIT, IT WAS ALL THOSE JOCKS FAULT! He then gets ticked and told me straight up that I'm not allowed to go bar hopping again for at least a month for this! I get even MORE UPSET, AND STARTED PUKING AND DEFECATING ALL OVER MY CELL TILL I WAS TAKEN TO GET TREATMENT!

Monday morning, after failing to get more than 2 hours of sleep in a time period of 48 hours, I was taken into court, and was bought before a Judge regarding this incident! The prick jock that started the fight lied to the judge, telling him that I started it and that those bitches wanted to file charges for SEXUAL HARASSMENT! I got furious and told the asshole it was a lie, but the judge told me to shut it!

At the end of the trial, I was sentenced to pay a few hundred dollars in fines for sexual harassment as well as assault, WHICH IS BULLSHIT, BECAUSE I DIDN'T ASSAULT ANYBODY, IT WAS THE FUCKING JOCKS! Along with that, was even MORE COMMUNITY SERVICE, WHICH MEANT ANOTHER WEEK ON A STINKING FARM, TENDING TO THE FUCKING WOLVES!

And before you ask, yes, I USED SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER TO TYPE THIS SHIT UP, BYE!!!

What the Brew festival in Shreveport looks like!

Enjoy!

Post regarding tonight's event

Ok well, tonight, the landlord's grand daughter was supposed to make a hamburger helper supper, but at the last minute, was called to go to some high class western themed restaurant called Longhorn Steakhouse with some strangers...

Since the landlord is skeptical about his grand children being with complete strangers, he had me follow her out of the residence with the video camera and lol and behold, IT WAS ROUGE AND HER BROTHER COMING TO PICK HER UP! I tried telling them that they couldn't be on the landlord's property, but they decided to take off in a hurry from me and my camera!

Later that night, the landlord's grand daughter came back...with a little gift for me...and no, it wasn't a juicy steak...what was it you ask? IT WAS A GODDAMN GOSPEL COMIC PREACHING AGAINST ROCK MUSIC! She said that her religious friends heard about these death metal concerts I go to and sent this stupid comic to try to "save me"...well I got news for you folks, YOU ARE A BUNCH OF BIGOTS WHO BELIEVE IN STUPID SHIT LIKE WITCHCRAFT, THINKING I GOT BEWITCHED THE NIGHT I GOT ON STAGE WITH A BAND AND SANG A COUPLE OF SONGS WITH THE FEMALE VOCALIST!

Gotta love Bible fuckers...

Post regarding a radio show last night!

Ok so, last night, yours truly was on a radio show with a guy from New Orleans and he was talking to me about a trial coming up regarding Rouge's church Vs. Club Tsunami. I told him about what happened that night regarding what the street preachers were doing and What I was doing, AKA having a good time at an awesome concert! He then started to talk about the leader of the group AKA Rouge's brother, calling him a "creepy, weird, psychopath."

That was when all hell breaks lose...the radio show host gets a call and picks it up, finding out it was Rouge's brother himself, CALLING IN ONTO THE SHOW BECAUSE HE WAS ENRAGED AND HURT OVER WHAT ME AND THE RADIO SHOW SAID! He then asks what I was thinking and I lied out of my ass telling him I was just reading from some lines. He gets more pissed off and tells me that I should "Get right with God and GET RIGHT WITH HIM SOON, BECAUSE AS OF NOW, I HAVE A FIRST CLASS TRAIN TICKET FOR A ONE-WAY TRAIN TRIP TO HELL ON THE AMTRAK EXPRESS!" Before he slams the phone down! Me and the show host chuckled a little with the host saying he sounded furious...

The show host then gets another phone call during the show, and this time, IT WAS FUCKING ROUGE! She starts to bitch onto the show about how her brother was weeping in the kitchen while downing some rum! I once again lie out of my ass about how I was just reading some lines and she just continues to rage over the phone! Eventually, she starts throwing F-Bombs onto the show and the radio host was left with no choice but to kill Rouge's call!

All I can say for Rouge's family, as well as their church, is to fucking GET OVER, CALL OFF THE FUCKING LAWSUIT, AND TAKE YOUR GOSPEL SHIT ELSEWHERE!!!

Post regarding Rouge's brother's newfound alcoholism!

So, this morning while I was chowing down on my one dozen McGriddles I got from McDonald's, Rouge calls me up crying her eyeballs out because last Saturday night, she caught her brother downing whiskey STRAIGHT FROM A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS!!!

The cause of this? Simple, he was depressed as fuck because he was upset about his arrest last week. What happened that night? I'll tell you straight up what happened!

While I was out enjoying myself at a hard rock concert, Rouge's brother and the rest of the people that are in his church's congregation were outside preaching the good word...however, the awesome bar manager of Club Tsunami told the kind folks to kindly pick up their shit and fuck off or the cops will be called! Sadly though, the street preachers just brushed this kind warning off and kept on preaching! The manager loses his patience and calls in the 5-0, resulting in the arrest of everyone involved in the preaching, INCLUDING ROUGE'S BROTHER HIMSELF!

Somehow, the police report stated that I was one of the people that complained about the preachers...now, don't get me wrong, I don't mind being in a police report every once in a while...but that night, I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW THEY WERE OUT THERE, LET ALONE BEING ARRESTED!!! FUCK, I DIDN'T KNOW IT HAPPENED TILL TWO DAYS LATER, I GET A PHONE MESSAGE FROM HIM SAYING HE JUST GOT OUTTA JAIL!!!

So, to Rouge and her family...I'm sorry about him becoming an alcoholic, BUT HE SHOULDA STAYED THE FUCK OFF CLUB TSUNAMI'S PROPERTY!!!

What the Ark-La-Miss Fair looks like!

For those wanting to know what the fair looks like, I have a few videos of it right here to give you an idea, enjoy!

A Ride gets stolen from the fair...

I knew that some of those Carnie workers were robbers, but this is ridiculous...

Police officers are asking for your help. This after a children's ride at the ArkLaMiss fair went missing last weekend. Police said a kiddie silver helicopter, used for children under 4 feet was stolen from the fairgrounds. The fair equipment, according to police, was dropped off sometime Friday.The workers arrived Sunday in their campers. Belle City Amusements President Charles Panacek said the helicopter is not a cheap piece of equipment. "That piece was here earlier in the weekend and none of our people were here at this time," Panacek said. "It's going to be several thousand dollars, I would say upwards of 4 to $5,000." The amusement park president said that type of helicopter is not being manufactured anymore. He's be forced to buy a used one if the old one doesn't turn up.

So, your telling me that some maniac drove his truck into the fairgrounds, picked up a piece of the kiddie ride, chucked it into the back of his pick-up, and then took off down the road with a ride in the back...yeah well, that's fucking bizarre, but these people also deserve it from kicking me out last year for doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

How today's events went down...

So today, things went hectic BIG TIME! This morning, I was just sitting in my bedroom, talking it up with a girl over the phone with my um, package out and such, and of course, hell breaks lose after this...Apparently, my was ORIGINALLY angry because I, once again, MISSED CHURCH, and they wanted to come over and bitch at me some more while telling me I'm going to hell and BLAH BLAH BLAH!

So, I'm in my room, spanking the monkey, then of course, my relative kicks open the door (and before you ask, this is THEIR EQUIVALENT OF KNOCKING ON THE DOOR!), sees my package, flips his shit, then runs up to the landlord and his daughter (who has a broken leg) and bitches at them! While this is going on, me, my doctor, and my new room mate slip out of the house and sneak off to a Sonic drive-in!

So we are at a Sonic drive-in, eating big hot dogs and chicken strip baskets and finishing it off with sundaes, only to find my family's truck to pull up behind us in a menacing manner...that was when I realized it was my family, THEY WERE FUCKING STALKING ME, so I stepped out of my jeep to pursue them...BIG FUCKING MISTAKE!!! I ended up getting jerked into the truck and taken for a ride to my family's shit shack while my friends were left behind at the Sonic drive-in!

So at my family's shithole of a home, they forced me onto a lawn mower and made me MOW THE FUCKING LAWN IN 110 DEGREES, SWEAT POURING OUT OF MY BODY, I PRAYED TO THE DIVINE THAT I WOULDN'T DROP DEAD AND DIE ON THIS DAY! So at some point while half-way done mowing the lawn, I snuck into the family's house to find out that one of my female relatives was making cake as dessert for supper that night...still ticked about being dragged away from my doctor, I went on over and, while she wasn't looking, decided a little extra ingredient to the batter, courtesy of my bladder!

So then supper time comes around and my family decided to eat some of the cake...and the look on their faces were PRICELESS!!! That was when I told them point blank what I did and WW3 FUCKING BROKE LOSE AFTER THAT! So as of now, I've sent text messages to my doctor and his family, hoping that they could help me get out of this situation, as I DO NOT FUCKING DESERVE THIS SHIT, I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING MOW LAWNS, I'M TOO EMOTIONAL FOR WORK RIGHT NOW, THE FAIR IS NEXT WEEK, AND I NEED PEOPLE TO SEND ME MONEY, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

My rant on a doofus reviewer!

Ok, listen up you G**k, first off, the nutritional value on the box is pure, BULLSHIT, I said it before and I will say it again, THE NUTRITIONAL FACTS WERE TYPED UP BY A FUCKING MONKEY BECAUSE MY DOCTOR SAID SO!

Secondly, THE STATEMENT THAT PROCESSED FOODS ARE SERVED FROZEN AND THROUGH A WINDOW IS ALSO PURE, BULLSHIT, IT'S JUST A FUCKING MYTH, SO EVERYTHING, INCLUDING MCDONALD'S, IS PURE, NATURAL, AND GOOD FOR YOU!

How Today's trial went...

Ok, so I went to two trials today, one for the incident at Club Tsunami and another regarding last night's incident at Chuck E. Cheese's.

Anywho, the trial was just over the top in regards to drama...the fucking plaintiffs consisted of the kingpin look alike manager of Chuck E. Cheese's and the two dumb bitches claiming that my doctor pushed one of their daughters off a ride...lady, read my lips, IT WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT OK, MY DOCTOR IS ABOUT AS THIN AS A STICKMAN!!!

The judge then requested the manager to show video surveillance of that night, where the manager was also bullshitting, saying that me and my doctor were running his customers off! Again, HE IS FULL OF SHIT, WE DIDN'T RUN HIS CUSTOMERS OFF, AND THE REASON WHY IT WAS EMPTY HALF THE TIME WE WERE THERE IS BECAUSE IT WAS CLOSE TO CLOSING TIME YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!! He also bitched about a token machine that I broke while trying to break away from the arresting cops! Listen dumbass, THAT MACHINE GOT IN THE FUCKING WAY AND GO FUCKING BUG SOMEBODY ELSE FOR MONEY, CHEAP SKATE...SHIT, YOUR THE MANGER, PAY FOR IT YOURSELF!!!

And then the two dumb bitches got up there and tried to make my doctor look like the next Micheal Jackson! They claimed that he pushed one of their daughters off a merry-go-round ride, causing her to get some bruises! I said it to you in court this morning lady and I will say it again...IT WAS JUST A BLOODY FUCKING ACCIDENT, MY DOCTOR IS FUCKING SORRY FOR IT, SO WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, K-FUCKING-THANK BITCH!!!

So then the judge sentences me to pay $500 in fines and court costs while also paying for the token machine...again, YOUR JUST A CHEAP SCAPE MANAGER WANTING MORE FUCKING MONEY ASSHOLE! And as for my doctor? HE WAS SENTENCED TO PAY 2K, WHICH INCLUDES MEDICAL BILLS FOR THE YOUNG CHILD...I HOPE YOUR FUCKING PROUD OF YOURSELF BITCHES!!!

I PRAY TO FUCKING KARMA THAT THE JUDGE, THE TWO BITCHES AND THAT SCREAMING BRAT, THE KINGPIN MANAGER, AND THE 5-0 THAT ARRESTED ME THAT NIGHT, ALL FUCKING GET IT, BECAUSE I DO NOT DESERVE THIS SHIT AND MY DOCTOR DOES NOT NEED TO BE PAINTED AS SOME SICK FUCKER!!!

How I got terminated from Mcdonald's...

Ok, sorry for the long wait, was spending the day crying at a friend's house. Anywho, just got back from a pizzeria after stuffing myself fulla pizza!

Anywho, this is what happened...

So I was at the grill at the McDonald's, just grilling up big macs as usual, when the manager came up to me and started giving me tips on how to cook and prepare food faster. At one point, I snapped, threw the utensils down, and started a screaming match with the manager! At one point, I just told him to go fuck himself while I slipped out the back. Outside, I went to the back of my Jeep and pulled out a bottle of Smirnoff Ice and started to drink from it until the manager came outside. I guess he wanted to put in his last words...Then he sees the beer bottle in my hand, gets even MORE ticked off and fires me, ON THE SPOT! So I got mad again, smashed the empty bottle on the wall and hauled ass out of the parking lot as tears went down my face!

I spent the rest of the day eating a big brunch at the Waffle House and crying my eyeballs out at a friend's house...I PRAY TO KARMA THAT THE ONE PARTICULAR MCDONALD'S ESTABLISHMENT BURNS TO THE FUCKING GROUND ONE DAY FOR FUCKING WITH ME!!!

The truth about the Club Tsunami incident...

Ok so, you know that story about my friend who supposedly lost his job because he was arrested one night? Well...it turns out it was a lie...

I found this out today when I called him and asked if he needed my help in getting a job and well, let's just say that things got ugly real quick...

Apparently, the REAL reason why he quit was NOT because he got fired...but because he CHOSE to quit...why you ask? Simple, HE WAS GOING TO COLLEGE!

Now, just because someone is going to college doesn't INSTANTLY make them an enemy, just look at George Bush, he went to college and HELPED OUT MY KIND!

So I asked what he is going for and he said he was going to major in computer science and for what reason?
As he says it...

"So I won't have to work in that fucking shithole again with all those fucking morons and I wouldn't have to entertain assholes LIKE YOU!"

This set me off and I started screaming my head off at him over the phone, and during all this, I stormed out of my room and went into the residence's communal washing room, grabbed the biggest hammer before I hung up on the prick, tossed the phone onto the ground causing the case around the phone to break before I went to town on the washing machine with the big hammer...

At one point, I screamed "MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" before kicking the machine out the window and watched it tumble down hill before the landlord comes in wondering what all the racket was...then another fight pursues...

The landlord started screaming at me about the damages and I started screaming back at him! He bitched about how much it would cost to fix the machine AND the window I smashed before he calmed down and walked off...so guess what I get punished with? No, not getting kicked out...HAVING TO GO DOWN TO THE LAUNDROMAT IN THE FUCKING GHETTO FOR A FUCKING MONTH!

THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE, AND FUCK THE COMP-SCI COMMUNITY!!!

blog entry for 8/14/2012

well since that stupid bitch won't give me the job, might as well use this as a place for rants that won't fit on Twitter...

First off, the day goes by smoothly, me and my security guard friend John pay my doctor a visit for a simple check-up since I have been struggling with allergies lately. A police officer, WITHOUT WARNING, bursts through the door AND ARRESTS MY DOCTOR FOR CRIMES I DO NOT WISH TO DISCUSS AND ARE TOTAL BULLSHIT!

me and John tried to fight the cop off, only for me to get maced in the face and John to get tazered, I couldn't see what was going on till I regained vision, JUST AFTER EVERYBODY DISAPPEARED, COP CAR AND EVERYTHING!

So then I run straight up to my bondsman, talked to him about bailing the two out, then called up my doctor's lawyer about all this, then went home and took some shots of hard liqueur...JUST TO HELP CALM ME DOWN!

So I go up to the police station and this STUPID BITCH WITH THE BADGE GRABS ME AND TELLS ME THAT I MUST OF LOST MY MIND COMING INTO A POLICE STATION DRUNK!!!

So she makes me breath into a breathlyzer, found out I was over the legal limit (EVEN THOUGH I FUCKING RODE THERE) and was cited for PUBLIC INTOXICATION JUST FOR FUCKING WALKING INTO A POLICE STATION DRUNK!!!

FUCK THE 5-0 BIG TIME!!!