Ok so, you know that story about my friend who supposedly lost his job because he was arrested one night? Well...it turns out it was a lie...
I found this out today when I called him and asked if he needed my help in getting a job and well, let's just say that things got ugly real quick...
Apparently, the REAL reason why he quit was NOT because he got fired...but because he CHOSE to quit...why you ask? Simple, HE WAS GOING TO COLLEGE!
Now, just because someone is going to college doesn't INSTANTLY make them an enemy, just look at George Bush, he went to college and HELPED OUT MY KIND!
So I asked what he is going for and he said he was going to major in computer science and for what reason?
As he says it...
"So I won't have to work in that fucking shithole again with all those fucking morons and I wouldn't have to entertain assholes LIKE YOU!"
This set me off and I started screaming my head off at him over the phone, and during all this, I stormed out of my room and went into the residence's communal washing room, grabbed the biggest hammer before I hung up on the prick, tossed the phone onto the ground causing the case around the phone to break before I went to town on the washing machine with the big hammer...
At one point, I screamed "MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" before kicking the machine out the window and watched it tumble down hill before the landlord comes in wondering what all the racket was...then another fight pursues...
The landlord started screaming at me about the damages and I started screaming back at him! He bitched about how much it would cost to fix the machine AND the window I smashed before he calmed down and walked off...so guess what I get punished with? No, not getting kicked out...HAVING TO GO DOWN TO THE LAUNDROMAT IN THE FUCKING GHETTO FOR A FUCKING MONTH!
THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE, AND FUCK THE COMP-SCI COMMUNITY!!!
I found this out today when I called him and asked if he needed my help in getting a job and well, let's just say that things got ugly real quick...
Apparently, the REAL reason why he quit was NOT because he got fired...but because he CHOSE to quit...why you ask? Simple, HE WAS GOING TO COLLEGE!
Now, just because someone is going to college doesn't INSTANTLY make them an enemy, just look at George Bush, he went to college and HELPED OUT MY KIND!
So I asked what he is going for and he said he was going to major in computer science and for what reason?
As he says it...
"So I won't have to work in that fucking shithole again with all those fucking morons and I wouldn't have to entertain assholes LIKE YOU!"
This set me off and I started screaming my head off at him over the phone, and during all this, I stormed out of my room and went into the residence's communal washing room, grabbed the biggest hammer before I hung up on the prick, tossed the phone onto the ground causing the case around the phone to break before I went to town on the washing machine with the big hammer...
At one point, I screamed "MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" before kicking the machine out the window and watched it tumble down hill before the landlord comes in wondering what all the racket was...then another fight pursues...
The landlord started screaming at me about the damages and I started screaming back at him! He bitched about how much it would cost to fix the machine AND the window I smashed before he calmed down and walked off...so guess what I get punished with? No, not getting kicked out...HAVING TO GO DOWN TO THE LAUNDROMAT IN THE FUCKING GHETTO FOR A FUCKING MONTH!
THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE, AND FUCK THE COMP-SCI COMMUNITY!!!
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