Ok well, tonight, the landlord's grand daughter was supposed to make a hamburger helper supper, but at the last minute, was called to go to some high class western themed restaurant called Longhorn Steakhouse with some strangers...
Since the landlord is skeptical about his grand children being with complete strangers, he had me follow her out of the residence with the video camera and lol and behold, IT WAS ROUGE AND HER BROTHER COMING TO PICK HER UP! I tried telling them that they couldn't be on the landlord's property, but they decided to take off in a hurry from me and my camera!
Later that night, the landlord's grand daughter came back...with a little gift for me...and no, it wasn't a juicy steak...what was it you ask? IT WAS A GODDAMN GOSPEL COMIC PREACHING AGAINST ROCK MUSIC! She said that her religious friends heard about these death metal concerts I go to and sent this stupid comic to try to "save me"...well I got news for you folks, YOU ARE A BUNCH OF BIGOTS WHO BELIEVE IN STUPID SHIT LIKE WITCHCRAFT, THINKING I GOT BEWITCHED THE NIGHT I GOT ON STAGE WITH A BAND AND SANG A COUPLE OF SONGS WITH THE FEMALE VOCALIST!
Gotta love Bible fuckers...
Since the landlord is skeptical about his grand children being with complete strangers, he had me follow her out of the residence with the video camera and lol and behold, IT WAS ROUGE AND HER BROTHER COMING TO PICK HER UP! I tried telling them that they couldn't be on the landlord's property, but they decided to take off in a hurry from me and my camera!
Later that night, the landlord's grand daughter came back...with a little gift for me...and no, it wasn't a juicy steak...what was it you ask? IT WAS A GODDAMN GOSPEL COMIC PREACHING AGAINST ROCK MUSIC! She said that her religious friends heard about these death metal concerts I go to and sent this stupid comic to try to "save me"...well I got news for you folks, YOU ARE A BUNCH OF BIGOTS WHO BELIEVE IN STUPID SHIT LIKE WITCHCRAFT, THINKING I GOT BEWITCHED THE NIGHT I GOT ON STAGE WITH A BAND AND SANG A COUPLE OF SONGS WITH THE FEMALE VOCALIST!
Gotta love Bible fuckers...
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