First off, I want to tell Rachel of Wetfish that IF THAT TRANNY GAVE ME A JOB, THIS SHIT WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO ME!
With that out of the way, let's carry on...
The night this incident took place, me and my friend were going to this nightclub called Phoenix Underground that I have been going to for years now, and wanted to go there after I sobered up from the brew fest...We stood in line at the nightclub and for some reason, the bouncer pulls me out of line and frisks me...but luckily, he didn't find the audio recorder and we were allowed in afterwards (audio recording of this ordeal will be posted soon)
Inside the bar (which was empty) me and my friend stood at the bar and drank some booze when I noticed a couple of chicks coming in! I stared at them as they seated themselves at a booth just across the walkway from a table full of jocks. So I downed half my bottle of beer before heading over to the booth and then this conversation was followed...
me: "Hello you two, want some sausage with those eggs?"
chick: "Excuse me?"
me: "You heard me, you carpet munchers up for a threesome or foursome?"
Then some jock butted in and told me to piss off, telling me that they were actually sisters and not dy***! I told the jock he better fuck off before I shove my size 12 boot up his ass and the next thing I knew, that table full of jocks started to attack me! My friend sees this and joins in on the brawl! Afterwards, the jocks were thrown out while me and my friend slipped into the men's room to clean the blood off us. We go back to the bar and continued to drink more beer till the bouncers that frisked me earlier came over and told us that the Caddo Parish Sheriff's Department wanted to speak with me! I started to get upset and pleaded with the bouncers to help me sweet talk myself out of this predicament!
Outside, a deputy from the sheriff's office asks if I was one of the brawlers and I told him I was and the next thing I knew, I was in the back of the sheriff's car with handcuffs on me with blood and tears covering my face! Later, a female deputy read me my rights and asked why I started the brawl and I told her I didn't start shit, IT WAS ALL THOSE JOCK'S FAULT! She told me to calm down and locked me up in a drunk tank! Later, the Landlord and his sons came, as well as their lawyer, to visit me behind bars, and let me tell you, the Landlord was PISSED! He asked me why the fuck did I start shit at a bar hours away from home and I told him, again, I DIDN'T START SHIT, IT WAS ALL THOSE JOCKS FAULT! He then gets ticked and told me straight up that I'm not allowed to go bar hopping again for at least a month for this! I get even MORE UPSET, AND STARTED PUKING AND DEFECATING ALL OVER MY CELL TILL I WAS TAKEN TO GET TREATMENT!
Monday morning, after failing to get more than 2 hours of sleep in a time period of 48 hours, I was taken into court, and was bought before a Judge regarding this incident! The prick jock that started the fight lied to the judge, telling him that I started it and that those bitches wanted to file charges for SEXUAL HARASSMENT! I got furious and told the asshole it was a lie, but the judge told me to shut it!
At the end of the trial, I was sentenced to pay a few hundred dollars in fines for sexual harassment as well as assault, WHICH IS BULLSHIT, BECAUSE I DIDN'T ASSAULT ANYBODY, IT WAS THE FUCKING JOCKS! Along with that, was even MORE COMMUNITY SERVICE, WHICH MEANT ANOTHER WEEK ON A STINKING FARM, TENDING TO THE FUCKING WOLVES!
And before you ask, yes, I USED SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER TO TYPE THIS SHIT UP, BYE!!!
With that out of the way, let's carry on...
The night this incident took place, me and my friend were going to this nightclub called Phoenix Underground that I have been going to for years now, and wanted to go there after I sobered up from the brew fest...We stood in line at the nightclub and for some reason, the bouncer pulls me out of line and frisks me...but luckily, he didn't find the audio recorder and we were allowed in afterwards (audio recording of this ordeal will be posted soon)
Inside the bar (which was empty) me and my friend stood at the bar and drank some booze when I noticed a couple of chicks coming in! I stared at them as they seated themselves at a booth just across the walkway from a table full of jocks. So I downed half my bottle of beer before heading over to the booth and then this conversation was followed...
me: "Hello you two, want some sausage with those eggs?"
chick: "Excuse me?"
me: "You heard me, you carpet munchers up for a threesome or foursome?"
Then some jock butted in and told me to piss off, telling me that they were actually sisters and not dy***! I told the jock he better fuck off before I shove my size 12 boot up his ass and the next thing I knew, that table full of jocks started to attack me! My friend sees this and joins in on the brawl! Afterwards, the jocks were thrown out while me and my friend slipped into the men's room to clean the blood off us. We go back to the bar and continued to drink more beer till the bouncers that frisked me earlier came over and told us that the Caddo Parish Sheriff's Department wanted to speak with me! I started to get upset and pleaded with the bouncers to help me sweet talk myself out of this predicament!
Outside, a deputy from the sheriff's office asks if I was one of the brawlers and I told him I was and the next thing I knew, I was in the back of the sheriff's car with handcuffs on me with blood and tears covering my face! Later, a female deputy read me my rights and asked why I started the brawl and I told her I didn't start shit, IT WAS ALL THOSE JOCK'S FAULT! She told me to calm down and locked me up in a drunk tank! Later, the Landlord and his sons came, as well as their lawyer, to visit me behind bars, and let me tell you, the Landlord was PISSED! He asked me why the fuck did I start shit at a bar hours away from home and I told him, again, I DIDN'T START SHIT, IT WAS ALL THOSE JOCKS FAULT! He then gets ticked and told me straight up that I'm not allowed to go bar hopping again for at least a month for this! I get even MORE UPSET, AND STARTED PUKING AND DEFECATING ALL OVER MY CELL TILL I WAS TAKEN TO GET TREATMENT!
Monday morning, after failing to get more than 2 hours of sleep in a time period of 48 hours, I was taken into court, and was bought before a Judge regarding this incident! The prick jock that started the fight lied to the judge, telling him that I started it and that those bitches wanted to file charges for SEXUAL HARASSMENT! I got furious and told the asshole it was a lie, but the judge told me to shut it!
At the end of the trial, I was sentenced to pay a few hundred dollars in fines for sexual harassment as well as assault, WHICH IS BULLSHIT, BECAUSE I DIDN'T ASSAULT ANYBODY, IT WAS THE FUCKING JOCKS! Along with that, was even MORE COMMUNITY SERVICE, WHICH MEANT ANOTHER WEEK ON A STINKING FARM, TENDING TO THE FUCKING WOLVES!
And before you ask, yes, I USED SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER TO TYPE THIS SHIT UP, BYE!!!
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