well since that stupid bitch won't give me the job, might as well use this as a place for rants that won't fit on Twitter...
First off, the day goes by smoothly, me and my security guard friend John pay my doctor a visit for a simple check-up since I have been struggling with allergies lately. A police officer, WITHOUT WARNING, bursts through the door AND ARRESTS MY DOCTOR FOR CRIMES I DO NOT WISH TO DISCUSS AND ARE TOTAL BULLSHIT!
me and John tried to fight the cop off, only for me to get maced in the face and John to get tazered, I couldn't see what was going on till I regained vision, JUST AFTER EVERYBODY DISAPPEARED, COP CAR AND EVERYTHING!
So then I run straight up to my bondsman, talked to him about bailing the two out, then called up my doctor's lawyer about all this, then went home and took some shots of hard liqueur...JUST TO HELP CALM ME DOWN!
So I go up to the police station and this STUPID BITCH WITH THE BADGE GRABS ME AND TELLS ME THAT I MUST OF LOST MY MIND COMING INTO A POLICE STATION DRUNK!!!
So she makes me breath into a breathlyzer, found out I was over the legal limit (EVEN THOUGH I FUCKING RODE THERE) and was cited for PUBLIC INTOXICATION JUST FOR FUCKING WALKING INTO A POLICE STATION DRUNK!!!
FUCK THE 5-0 BIG TIME!!!
First off, the day goes by smoothly, me and my security guard friend John pay my doctor a visit for a simple check-up since I have been struggling with allergies lately. A police officer, WITHOUT WARNING, bursts through the door AND ARRESTS MY DOCTOR FOR CRIMES I DO NOT WISH TO DISCUSS AND ARE TOTAL BULLSHIT!
me and John tried to fight the cop off, only for me to get maced in the face and John to get tazered, I couldn't see what was going on till I regained vision, JUST AFTER EVERYBODY DISAPPEARED, COP CAR AND EVERYTHING!
So then I run straight up to my bondsman, talked to him about bailing the two out, then called up my doctor's lawyer about all this, then went home and took some shots of hard liqueur...JUST TO HELP CALM ME DOWN!
So I go up to the police station and this STUPID BITCH WITH THE BADGE GRABS ME AND TELLS ME THAT I MUST OF LOST MY MIND COMING INTO A POLICE STATION DRUNK!!!
So she makes me breath into a breathlyzer, found out I was over the legal limit (EVEN THOUGH I FUCKING RODE THERE) and was cited for PUBLIC INTOXICATION JUST FOR FUCKING WALKING INTO A POLICE STATION DRUNK!!!
FUCK THE 5-0 BIG TIME!!!
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