How I got terminated from Mcdonald's...

Ok, sorry for the long wait, was spending the day crying at a friend's house. Anywho, just got back from a pizzeria after stuffing myself fulla pizza!

Anywho, this is what happened...

So I was at the grill at the McDonald's, just grilling up big macs as usual, when the manager came up to me and started giving me tips on how to cook and prepare food faster. At one point, I snapped, threw the utensils down, and started a screaming match with the manager! At one point, I just told him to go fuck himself while I slipped out the back. Outside, I went to the back of my Jeep and pulled out a bottle of Smirnoff Ice and started to drink from it until the manager came outside. I guess he wanted to put in his last words...Then he sees the beer bottle in my hand, gets even MORE ticked off and fires me, ON THE SPOT! So I got mad again, smashed the empty bottle on the wall and hauled ass out of the parking lot as tears went down my face!

I spent the rest of the day eating a big brunch at the Waffle House and crying my eyeballs out at a friend's house...I PRAY TO KARMA THAT THE ONE PARTICULAR MCDONALD'S ESTABLISHMENT BURNS TO THE FUCKING GROUND ONE DAY FOR FUCKING WITH ME!!!

The truth about the Club Tsunami incident...

Ok so, you know that story about my friend who supposedly lost his job because he was arrested one night? Well...it turns out it was a lie...

I found this out today when I called him and asked if he needed my help in getting a job and well, let's just say that things got ugly real quick...

Apparently, the REAL reason why he quit was NOT because he got fired...but because he CHOSE to quit...why you ask? Simple, HE WAS GOING TO COLLEGE!

Now, just because someone is going to college doesn't INSTANTLY make them an enemy, just look at George Bush, he went to college and HELPED OUT MY KIND!

So I asked what he is going for and he said he was going to major in computer science and for what reason?
As he says it...

"So I won't have to work in that fucking shithole again with all those fucking morons and I wouldn't have to entertain assholes LIKE YOU!"

This set me off and I started screaming my head off at him over the phone, and during all this, I stormed out of my room and went into the residence's communal washing room, grabbed the biggest hammer before I hung up on the prick, tossed the phone onto the ground causing the case around the phone to break before I went to town on the washing machine with the big hammer...

At one point, I screamed "MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" before kicking the machine out the window and watched it tumble down hill before the landlord comes in wondering what all the racket was...then another fight pursues...

The landlord started screaming at me about the damages and I started screaming back at him! He bitched about how much it would cost to fix the machine AND the window I smashed before he calmed down and walked off...so guess what I get punished with? No, not getting kicked out...HAVING TO GO DOWN TO THE LAUNDROMAT IN THE FUCKING GHETTO FOR A FUCKING MONTH!

THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE, AND FUCK THE COMP-SCI COMMUNITY!!!

blog entry for 8/14/2012

well since that stupid bitch won't give me the job, might as well use this as a place for rants that won't fit on Twitter...

First off, the day goes by smoothly, me and my security guard friend John pay my doctor a visit for a simple check-up since I have been struggling with allergies lately. A police officer, WITHOUT WARNING, bursts through the door AND ARRESTS MY DOCTOR FOR CRIMES I DO NOT WISH TO DISCUSS AND ARE TOTAL BULLSHIT!

me and John tried to fight the cop off, only for me to get maced in the face and John to get tazered, I couldn't see what was going on till I regained vision, JUST AFTER EVERYBODY DISAPPEARED, COP CAR AND EVERYTHING!

So then I run straight up to my bondsman, talked to him about bailing the two out, then called up my doctor's lawyer about all this, then went home and took some shots of hard liqueur...JUST TO HELP CALM ME DOWN!

So I go up to the police station and this STUPID BITCH WITH THE BADGE GRABS ME AND TELLS ME THAT I MUST OF LOST MY MIND COMING INTO A POLICE STATION DRUNK!!!

So she makes me breath into a breathlyzer, found out I was over the legal limit (EVEN THOUGH I FUCKING RODE THERE) and was cited for PUBLIC INTOXICATION JUST FOR FUCKING WALKING INTO A POLICE STATION DRUNK!!!

FUCK THE 5-0 BIG TIME!!!