Entry regarding my family's vacation part 1

Well to start off, this incident happened about a month ago, sorry it took so long, was busy getting over emotional shit!

Anywho, long story short, just after my family bought a new boat, my family decided to go on vacation and not just any vacation...THEY WERE PLANNING ON GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!

They first mentioned this one week before they attempted to go on it but little do they realize it was going to end...BADLY!

On the first day of the trip, they stopped at a Golden Corral in Mississippi for a bit to eat on the road trip. When they arrived, they noticed that the restaurant was so busy, they had trouble looking for a parking spot, so they decided to park ILLEGALLY ON THE SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY! After illegally parking, they all huddled into the restaurant and began to eat their shitty food! Sometime after paying, they realized that their family vehicle was GETTING TOWED AND THEY ALL STORMED OUT IN A HUGE PANIC!

Sadly, they couldn't get to the vehicle in time and ended up spending money on a taxi to get to the towing company. At the towing company, they ended spending ALL THE MONEY THEY SAVED UP ON THE TRIP to get their vehicle out! So now that my family is broke...THEY HAD TO CANCEL THE TRIP AND BEGAN TO HEAD HOME!

So for the next hour or two on the way home, my family had to deal with a bunch of screaming kids because they spent THEIR WHOLE VACATION MONEY at the towing company BECAUSE OF THEIR STUPIDITY! Back at home, they tried to cheer the kids up by playing Disney movies, but it only made it worst because it reminded the kids about the vacation THAT JUST GOT CANCELED AND THAT THEY WERE UNABLE TO SEE MICKEY MOUSE THAT YEAR!

Part 2 is coming soon!

Just some more updates to my protest!!!

The following updates are in bold:

1. Microsoft brings back MSN Messenger! (SKYPE DOES NOT COUNT!)

2. Hostess reopens! (LITTLE DEBBIE SUCKS BTW!)

3. Lucasarts comes back!

4. The humane society brings me back my dog!

5. My girl comes back to me!

Until ALL of these are met, THE PROTEST WILL CONTINUE AND WILL NEVER END!

during this protest, I will:

1. Boycott all things Microsoft, including the XBOX and every Windows computer!

2. Refuse to get a job!

Until the protest is over, I will continue to do the above

even more updates to my protest!!!

The following updates are in bold:

1. Microsoft brings back MSN Messenger! (SKYPE DOES NOT COUNT!)

2. Hostess reopens! (LITTLE DEBBIE SUCKS BTW!)

3. Lucasarts comes back!

4. The Media shuts up about the Boston bombing!

5. The humane society brings me back my dog!

6. My girl comes back to me!

7. My favorite band is out of jail!

Until ALL of these are met, THE PROTEST WILL CONTINUE AND WILL NEVER END!

during this protest, I will:

1. Boycott all things Microsoft, including the XBOX and every Windows computer!

2. Refuse to get a job!

Until the protest is over, I will continue to do the above

More updates to my protest!!!

The following updates are in bold:

1. Microsoft brings back MSN Messenger! (SKYPE DOES NOT COUNT!)

2. Hostess reopens! (LITTLE DEBBIE SUCKS BTW!)

3. Lucasarts comes back!

4. This Youtube user uploads videos again! (AND DON'T BULLSHIT ME ON HOW SHE CAN'T UPLOAD ANYMORE, IT IS STILL POSSIBLE, SHE JUST NEEDS TO GET OFF HER LAZY ASS AND DO IT!!!)

5. The Media shuts up about the Boston bombing!

6. The humane society brings me back my dog!

7. My girl comes back to me!

8. My favorite band is out of jail!

Until ALL of these are met, THE PROTEST WILL CONTINUE AND WILL NEVER END!

during this protest, I will:

1. Boycott all things Microsoft, including the XBOX and every Windows computer!

2. Refuse to get a job!

Until the protest is over, I will continue to do the above

Update to my protest!!!

The following updates are in bold:

1. Microsoft brings back MSN Messenger! (SKYPE DOES NOT COUNT!)

2. Hostess reopens! (LITTLE DEBBIE SUCKS BTW!)

3. Lucasarts comes back!

4. This Youtube user uploads videos again! (AND DON'T BULLSHIT ME ON HOW SHE CAN'T UPLOAD ANYMORE, IT IS STILL POSSIBLE, SHE JUST NEEDS TO GET OFF HER LAZY ASS AND DO IT!!!)

5. This other Youtube user uploads videos as well!

6. The Media shuts up about the Boston bombing!

7. The humane society brings me back my dog!

8. My girl comes back to me!

9. My friend forgives me over the stupid fight at Buffalo Wild Wings!

10. My favorite band is out of jail!

Until ALL of these are met, THE PROTEST WILL CONTINUE AND WILL NEVER END!

during this protest, I will:

1. Boycott all things Microsoft, including the XBOX and every Windows computer!

2. Refuse to get a job!

Until the protest is over, I will continue to do the above

Just some more updates to my protest!

The following updates are in bold:

1. Microsoft brings back MSN Messenger! (SKYPE DOES NOT COUNT!)

2. Hostess reopens! (LITTLE DEBBIE SUCKS BTW!)

3. Lucasarts comes back!

4. This Youtube user uploads videos again! (AND DON'T BULLSHIT ME ON HOW SHE CAN'T UPLOAD ANYMORE, IT IS STILL POSSIBLE, SHE JUST NEEDS TO GET OFF HER LAZY ASS AND DO IT!!!)

5. This other Youtube user uploads videos as well!

6. The Media shuts up about the Boston bombing!

7. The humane society brings me back my dog!

8. My girl comes back to me!

9. Club Neo-Tsunami reopens!

10. My favorite band is out of jail!

Until ALL of these are met, THE PROTEST WILL CONTINUE AND WILL NEVER END!

during this protest, I will:

1. Boycott all things Microsoft, including the XBOX and every Windows computer!

2. Refuse to get a job!

Until the protest is over, I will continue to do the above

What happened last weekend

Ok so, I meant to tell this story, but once again my life got so chaotic and I was busy dealing with idiots defending a lazy youtuber...anywho, this is what happened last weekend!

It started off with us arriving in Shreveport and heading to the boardwalk. We went into a cheesecake bistro and was having a good lunch until I heard a familiar baby screaming! That was when I realized the fucking preacher and his family was watching us outside and I ran out and told the preacher to fuck off! While I kept swearing and yelling at the preacher, this random couple comes up to us and asks me wtf my problem is. I told them I have no problem whatsoever and they said that I am swearing like a sailor and there is a shit load of kids all around us! I got cranked up and started telling the male to piss the fuck off and that was when the landlord started stating "Oh shi-, there he goes again, he got his Irish blood pumping again!" Eventually, the police showed up and booted us out...BUT NOT THE COUPLE THAT STARTED IT!!! So we got the boot from the boardwalk that day...great start...

Next, we decided to get a room at Sam's Town (which was being shitty that day) and decided to kill some time at the casino (btw, not a gambling fan). While my doctor was at a blackjack table with my friend, I went to the slot machines nearby and started playing on them. Eventually, I won a good bit of money, but then the damn thing took my money! I was so drunk and pissed off, that I started banging on the machine, breaking it in the process and causing the security to throw me out! Great, another place giving me the boot...assholes!

So, to vent off some steam, I went to a nearby hustler's club to get myself wasted and have a good time! On my way there, I came across a homeless fuck who looks like Marx, the founder of communism, wearing a BIG green trench coat. He asked if I wanted to buy some pills for 10 bucks a pill! So I bought a couple and popped them into my mouth before I went on my way! I then went into the hustler's club and got myself a seat right next to a stripper pole! I sat there getting drunk off booze till this tall, brunette amazon came out and started stripping! I got a bit hard and decided to pay her for a quick lap dance! While we were back there, the dope started to kick in and I started to hallucinate shit! Starting with the skank biting my neck (which was real btw, have a hicky on my neck from it) and making me see my own blood spew out (which was really a hallucination) and causing me to panic! I then looked at the hoe and she looked like she grew fangs, so I went apeshit and thought "Time to go Belmont!" and decided to attack the hoe thinking she was a vampire! Eventually, a buff bouncer grabs me and throws me out, but in the process I saw more of my body scratched up and spewing out blood, making me run around screaming my head off in the parking lot! I eventually started calling up preachers that I would normally harassed and asked for a "last rites" because I thought I was going to die! Then I asked another preacher to bring stakes and some holy water to take out the vampires in the hustler's club! Eventually, a cop pulls up right next to me while I was still panicking! Let me tell you, normally I hate female cops, but this one was SMOKING HOT! I told her to call an ambulance and a preacher to come out here and what does she do? SHE HANDCUFFS ME AND THROWS ME INTO THE BACK OF THE CAR! The landlord eventually comes out there and tells me "I'm going to beat you within an inch of your life!" Before the cop pulled off and hauled me to jail!

At the jailhouse, I kept requesting a doctor and a preacher, but they told me I was fine and I was not bleeding! I told them they were crazy and they threw me into a cell! Eventually I told them all that happened and they told me I was hallucinating everything and once again, I told them they are crazy before going back to my cell! Let me tell you, THIS WAS A SHITTY CELL! The blanket was PAPER THIN and the pillow was TINY AS FUCK! But somehow, someway, I managed to fall asleep on my cot shortly after the police interview.

Eventually, a cop woke me up and I found myself sleeping in a pile of my own vomit. I washed myself off a little and went into the visitor's room, noticing it was Rouge, stating something along the lines of "Why was I not surprised you would get into trouble at a hustler's club!?!" That ticked me off big time and I started telling her everything that happened that day and told her she was a stupid bitch! She then told me she was going to bail me out under the condition that I join a Bible study class her brother is teacher and begrudgingly, I did. So, she bailed me out and took me back to my room where everyone was eating breakfast WITHOUT ME! Eventually, I told them about what Rouge did and the landlord once again gets pissed off about me being in jail!

So once again Shreveport, thanks again for annihilating your last chance of making me happy, YOUR JUST A SHITTY CITY NOW AND I WILL JUST PARTY IN NEW ORLEANS NOW FUCKERS!!!

even more updates to my protest!!!

The following updates are in bold:

1. Microsoft brings back MSN Messenger! (SKYPE DOES NOT COUNT!)

2. Hostess reopens! (LITTLE DEBBIE SUCKS BTW!)

3. Lucasarts comes back!

4. This Youtube user uploads videos again! (AND DON'T BULLSHIT ME ON HOW SHE CAN'T UPLOAD ANYMORE, IT IS STILL POSSIBLE, SHE JUST NEEDS TO GET OFF HER LAZY ASS AND DO IT!!!)

5. This other Youtube user uploads videos as well!

6. The Cwcki is back up and running NORMALLY!

7. The humane society brings me back my dog!

Until ALL of these are met, THE PROTEST WILL CONTINUE AND WILL NEVER END!

during this protest, I will:

1. Boycott all things Microsoft, including the XBOX and every Windows computer!

2. Refuse to get a job!

Until the protest is over, I will continue to do the above

Some bullshit from a Youtube user!

Apparently, an idiot on Youtube has heard of my protest and sent me a PM!

The Youtuber's name is "gunstreets" and this is what he/she has to say:

"missy cant upload videos anymore..if she does..her channel will get taken down..."

sorry, but THAT IS NOT A VALID SOLUTION!

the only valid solution is simple...KEEP UPLOADING VIDEOS!

so fellow readers, SPAM MISSY INTO UPLOADING VIDEOS AND SPAM GUNSTREETS FOR BEING A DUMBASS THAT'S FULL OF BULLSHIT!

anywho, laters!

More updates to my protest!!!

The following updates are in bold:

1. Microsoft brings back MSN Messenger! (SKYPE DOES NOT COUNT!)

2. Hostess reopens! (LITTLE DEBBIE SUCKS BTW!)

3. Lucasarts comes back!

4. This Youtube user uploads videos again!

5. This other Youtube user uploads videos as well!

6. The Cwcki is back up and running NORMALLY!

Until ALL of these are met, THE PROTEST WILL CONTINUE AND WILL NEVER END!

during this protest, I will:

1. Boycott all things Microsoft, including the XBOX and every Windows computer!

2. Refuse to get a job!

Until the protest is over, I will continue to do the above

Updates to my protest!!!

The following updates are in bold:

1. Microsoft brings back MSN Messenger! (SKYPE DOES NOT COUNT!)

2. Hostess reopens!

3. Disney disowns Lucasarts!

4. Neo-Tsunami reopens!

5. This Youtube user uploads videos again!

Until ALL of these are met, THE PROTEST WILL CONTINUE AND WILL NEVER END!

during this protest, I will:

1. Boycott all things Microsoft, including the XBOX and every Windows computer!

2. Refuse to get a job!

Until the protest is over, I will continue to do the above

Updates to my protest!!!

The following updates are in bold:

1. Microsoft brings back MSN Messenger! (SKYPE DOES NOT COUNT!)

2. Hostess reopens!

3. Disney disowns Lucasarts!

Until ALL of these are met, THE PROTEST WILL CONTINUE AND WILL NEVER END!

during this protest, I will:

1. Boycott all things Microsoft, including the XBOX and every Windows computer!

2. Refuse to get a job!

Until the protest is over, I will continue to do the above!

even more updates to my protest!

The following updates are in bold:

1. Microsoft brings back MSN Messenger!

2. Hostess reopens!

3. Disney disowns Lucasarts!

4. Wetfish stops using SSL!

5. My favorite band is released from jail!

6. Rouge brings me back my dog!

7. Club Tsunami opens back up!

Until ALL of these are met, THE PROTEST WILL CONTINUE AND WILL NEVER END!

during this protest, I will:

1. Boycott all things Microsoft, including the XBOX and every Windows computer!

2. Refuse to get a job!

Until the protest is over, I will continue to do the above!

More updates to my protest!

The following updates are in bold:

1. Microsoft brings back MSN Messenger!

2. Hostess reopens!

3. Disney disowns Lucasarts!

4. Wetfish stops using SSL!

5. My favorite band is released from jail!

6. Rouge brings me back my dog!

7. The CWCki comes back up!

Until ALL FIVE of these are met, THE PROTEST WILL CONTINUE AND WILL NEVER END!

during this protest, I will:

1. Boycott all things Microsoft, including the XBOX and every Windows computer!

2. Refuse to get a job!

Until the protest is over, I will continue to do the above!

Updates to my protest!

The following updates are in bold:

1. Microsoft brings back MSN Messenger!

2. Hostess reopens!

3. Disney disowns Lucasarts!

4. Wetfish stops using SSL!

5. My favorite band is released from jail!

Until ALL FIVE of these are met, THE PROTEST WILL CONTINUE AND WILL NEVER END!

during this protest, I will:

1. Boycott all things Microsoft, including the XBOX and every Windows computer!

2. Refuse to get a job!

Until the protest is over, I will continue to do the above!

A stupid e-mail I got...

So, while I was in jail last week, some prick who used to be a friend of mine sent me an e-mail on why I can't get a girl and he is so full of shit!

1) Your refusal to grow up. You are a 25 year old man who plays with children's toys and video games. Adult responsibilities such as gainful employment are almost completely alien concepts to You, and any money you do receive is promptly wasted on stupid crap you don't need. This lack of maturity and inability to stand on your own two feet would be an instant turn-off to any woman.

Ok well, first off, there is nothing wrong with video gaming, THERE ARE MORE GAMING ORGANIZATIONS THAN THE NUMBER OF FINGERS I HAVE ON BOTH HANDS, AND IN CASE YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN, I AM IN A MIDDLE OF A GODDAMN PROTEST AND I WILL NOT GET A JOB DOING A PROTEST! ALSO, I DO NEED VIDEO GAMES CUS IT GETS BORING AROUND THE RESIDENCE, REAL FAST! AND I AM GROWN UP, I'M 25 YEARS OLD DUMBASS! ALSO, I CAN TOO STAND ON MY TWO FEET DUMBASS, HAVE BEEN DOING SO SINCE AGE 3!

2) You have issues that would damage a relationship. For starters, you don't seem to have sense of personal space, and several women have found themselves creeped out by your habit of inappropriately touching them. You also lie a lot, and when you don't lie, you make poor excuses for your shortcomings, both of which can damage a girl's trust and faith in you. Your lack of genuine sympathy towards people have led to a lot of complaints about you apologizing without truly meaning it. On top of that, you seem to be of the idea that women in a relationship with you will tolerate waiting on you hand and foot while he plays video games all day. No self-respecting woman will ever put up with that nonsense.

Ok well, your right I don't, because that whole personal space thing is just BULLSHIT WOMEN MAKE UP TO GET YOU TO BACK OFF AND IT'S NOT FUCKING CREEPY! AND I DON'T LIE A LOT...I ONLY LIE SOME OF THE TIME! AND I DO SHOW SYMPATHY...ONLY WHEN THE ASSHOLES DESERVE IT! AND ALSO, A REAL WOMAN WOULD BE PATIENT WITH ME WHILE I PLAY VIDEO GAMES YOU JERK!

3) You are not self-sufficient. You don't have a job and currently have no plans to strike it out on your own. You also have a habit of landing yourself into debt with your purchases. It'll become crystal clear to any woman who learns this about you that you are definitely not boyfriend material, as you definitely won't be able to support a girl, much less yourself.

yeah well, I CAN TOO TAKE OF MYSELF, I PUT ON MORE CLOTHES WHEN I GET COLD, I STRIP OFF WHEN I GET HOT, I DRINK WHEN I'M THIRSTY, AND I EAT WHEN I'M HUNGRY! AND AGAIN, WHEN THE PROTEST IS OVER, I WILL LOOK FOR A JOB! AND I CAN SUPPORT A GIRL...AS LONG AS I GET SUFFICIENT FUNDS VIA DONATIONS!!!

 4) Your Hygiene. You don't shower regularly (believing that all you need are a few sprays of Axe), and you live in an untidy house with garbage everywhere.

Ok well, The reason why I don't shower regularly is because water is $100 DOLLARS A GALLON HERE AND AXE IS INDEED A SUBSTITUTE TO BATHING AND ALL THOSE GARBAGE PILES IN THE HOUSE, I DO PICK UP...WHEN THE CAMERAS ARE OFF!

5) You are physically unattractive. Though it sounds shallow to say, You aren't exactly what you'd call a 'looker.' You always had very questionable tastes in fashion, and would often have an unkempt appearance. The fact that you don't take good care of yourself also hurts your chances of attracting the opposite sex, and has resulted in you becoming overweight. Long story short, if you caught up with the latest trends and worked out, your chances with the ladies would improve a bit.

Yeah well, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CLOTHES FROM SALVATION ARMY AND THAT BIG BELLY IS A RESULT OF MALNUTRITION DAMMIT!

6) You act like a dork. Again, although it sounds shallow, the fact remains that your childish mannerisms can repel women. One of the first things new people also notice about your room is that your surrounded by toys and video games, which pretty much screams 'manchild', and you has been known to post pictures and videos addressed to potential dates in this room.

Yeah well, again, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH GAMING AND ALL THOSE TOYS AREN'T TOYS...THEY ARE ACTION FIGURES YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

 7) You are ignorant and averse to change. You often believe that, above all else, your way is right, and anybody who tries to tell you otherwise is a dirty troll, especially if it gets in the way of you getting pussy. This kind of thinking can severely damage a relationship where a well-meaning girl is trying to steer you in the right direction.

YOU ARE SO WRONG, I DO ACCEPT CHANGES...ONLY IF THEY AFFECT ME IN A POSITIVE SENSE!

So in conclusion : 

Updates to my protest

The following updates are in bold:

1. Microsoft brings back MSN Messenger!

2. Hostess reopens!

3. Disney disowns Lucasarts!

4. Wetfish stops using SSL!

5. Club Tsunami reopens!

Until ALL FIVE of these are met, THE PROTEST WILL CONTINUE AND WILL NEVER END!

during this protest, I will:

1. Boycott all things Microsoft, including the XBOX and every Windows computer!

2. Refuse to get a job!

Until the protest is over, I will continue to do the above!