So, while I was in jail last week, some prick who used to be a friend of mine sent me an e-mail on why I can't get a girl and he is so full of shit!
1) Your refusal to grow up. You are a 25 year old man who plays with children's toys and video games. Adult responsibilities such as gainful employment are almost completely alien concepts to You, and any money you do receive is promptly wasted on stupid crap you don't need. This lack of maturity and inability to stand on your own two feet would be an instant turn-off to any woman.
Ok well, first off, there is nothing wrong with video gaming, THERE ARE MORE GAMING ORGANIZATIONS THAN THE NUMBER OF FINGERS I HAVE ON BOTH HANDS, AND IN CASE YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN, I AM IN A MIDDLE OF A GODDAMN PROTEST AND I WILL NOT GET A JOB DOING A PROTEST! ALSO, I DO NEED VIDEO GAMES CUS IT GETS BORING AROUND THE RESIDENCE, REAL FAST! AND I AM GROWN UP, I'M 25 YEARS OLD DUMBASS! ALSO, I CAN TOO STAND ON MY TWO FEET DUMBASS, HAVE BEEN DOING SO SINCE AGE 3!
2) You have issues that would damage a relationship. For starters, you don't seem to have sense of personal space, and several women have found themselves creeped out by your habit of inappropriately touching them. You also lie a lot,
and when you don't lie, you make poor excuses for your shortcomings,
both of which can damage a girl's trust and faith in you. Your lack of genuine sympathy towards people
have led to a lot of complaints about you apologizing without truly
meaning it. On top of that, you seem to be of the idea that women in a
relationship with you will tolerate waiting on you hand and foot while he plays video games all day. No self-respecting woman will ever put up with that nonsense.
Ok well, your right I don't, because that whole personal space thing is just BULLSHIT WOMEN MAKE UP TO GET YOU TO BACK OFF AND IT'S NOT FUCKING CREEPY! AND I DON'T LIE A LOT...I ONLY LIE SOME OF THE TIME! AND I DO SHOW SYMPATHY...ONLY WHEN THE ASSHOLES DESERVE IT! AND ALSO, A REAL WOMAN WOULD BE PATIENT WITH ME WHILE I PLAY VIDEO GAMES YOU JERK!
3) You are not self-sufficient. You
don't have a job and currently have no plans to strike it out on your
own. You
also have a habit of landing yourself into debt with your purchases. It'll become crystal clear to
any woman who learns this about you that you are definitely not boyfriend material, as you definitely won't be able to support a girl,
much less yourself.
yeah well, I CAN TOO TAKE OF MYSELF, I PUT ON MORE CLOTHES WHEN I GET COLD, I STRIP OFF WHEN I GET HOT, I DRINK WHEN I'M THIRSTY, AND I EAT WHEN I'M HUNGRY! AND AGAIN, WHEN THE PROTEST IS OVER, I WILL LOOK FOR A JOB! AND I CAN SUPPORT A GIRL...AS LONG AS I GET SUFFICIENT FUNDS VIA DONATIONS!!!
4) Your Hygiene. You don't shower regularly (believing that all you need are a few sprays of Axe), and you live in an untidy house with garbage everywhere.
Ok well, The reason why I don't shower regularly is because water is $100 DOLLARS A GALLON HERE AND AXE IS INDEED A SUBSTITUTE TO BATHING AND ALL THOSE GARBAGE PILES IN THE HOUSE, I DO PICK UP...WHEN THE CAMERAS ARE OFF!
5) You are physically unattractive. Though it sounds shallow to say, You aren't exactly what you'd call a 'looker.' You always had very questionable tastes in fashion, and would often have an unkempt appearance. The fact that you don't take good care of yourself
also hurts your chances of attracting the opposite sex, and has resulted
in you becoming overweight. Long story short, if you caught up with the latest
trends and worked out, your chances with the ladies would improve a bit.
Yeah well, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CLOTHES FROM SALVATION ARMY AND THAT BIG BELLY IS A RESULT OF MALNUTRITION DAMMIT!
6) You act like a dork. Again, although it sounds shallow, the fact remains that your childish mannerisms can repel women. One of the
first things new people also notice about your room is that your
surrounded by toys and video games, which pretty much screams 'manchild',
and you has been known to post pictures and videos addressed to
potential dates in this room.
Yeah well, again, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH GAMING AND ALL THOSE TOYS AREN'T TOYS...THEY ARE ACTION FIGURES YOU FUCKING MORON!!!
7) You are ignorant and averse to change. You often believe that, above all else, your way is
right, and anybody who tries to tell you otherwise is a dirty troll, especially if it gets in the way of you getting pussy.
This kind of thinking can severely damage a relationship where a
well-meaning girl is trying to steer you in the right direction.
YOU ARE SO WRONG, I DO ACCEPT CHANGES...ONLY IF THEY AFFECT ME IN A POSITIVE SENSE!
