Post regarding a radio show last night!

Ok so, last night, yours truly was on a radio show with a guy from New Orleans and he was talking to me about a trial coming up regarding Rouge's church Vs. Club Tsunami. I told him about what happened that night regarding what the street preachers were doing and What I was doing, AKA having a good time at an awesome concert! He then started to talk about the leader of the group AKA Rouge's brother, calling him a "creepy, weird, psychopath."

That was when all hell breaks lose...the radio show host gets a call and picks it up, finding out it was Rouge's brother himself, CALLING IN ONTO THE SHOW BECAUSE HE WAS ENRAGED AND HURT OVER WHAT ME AND THE RADIO SHOW SAID! He then asks what I was thinking and I lied out of my ass telling him I was just reading from some lines. He gets more pissed off and tells me that I should "Get right with God and GET RIGHT WITH HIM SOON, BECAUSE AS OF NOW, I HAVE A FIRST CLASS TRAIN TICKET FOR A ONE-WAY TRAIN TRIP TO HELL ON THE AMTRAK EXPRESS!" Before he slams the phone down! Me and the show host chuckled a little with the host saying he sounded furious...

The show host then gets another phone call during the show, and this time, IT WAS FUCKING ROUGE! She starts to bitch onto the show about how her brother was weeping in the kitchen while downing some rum! I once again lie out of my ass about how I was just reading some lines and she just continues to rage over the phone! Eventually, she starts throwing F-Bombs onto the show and the radio host was left with no choice but to kill Rouge's call!

All I can say for Rouge's family, as well as their church, is to fucking GET OVER, CALL OFF THE FUCKING LAWSUIT, AND TAKE YOUR GOSPEL SHIT ELSEWHERE!!!

Post regarding Rouge's brother's newfound alcoholism!

So, this morning while I was chowing down on my one dozen McGriddles I got from McDonald's, Rouge calls me up crying her eyeballs out because last Saturday night, she caught her brother downing whiskey STRAIGHT FROM A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS!!!

The cause of this? Simple, he was depressed as fuck because he was upset about his arrest last week. What happened that night? I'll tell you straight up what happened!

While I was out enjoying myself at a hard rock concert, Rouge's brother and the rest of the people that are in his church's congregation were outside preaching the good word...however, the awesome bar manager of Club Tsunami told the kind folks to kindly pick up their shit and fuck off or the cops will be called! Sadly though, the street preachers just brushed this kind warning off and kept on preaching! The manager loses his patience and calls in the 5-0, resulting in the arrest of everyone involved in the preaching, INCLUDING ROUGE'S BROTHER HIMSELF!

Somehow, the police report stated that I was one of the people that complained about the preachers...now, don't get me wrong, I don't mind being in a police report every once in a while...but that night, I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW THEY WERE OUT THERE, LET ALONE BEING ARRESTED!!! FUCK, I DIDN'T KNOW IT HAPPENED TILL TWO DAYS LATER, I GET A PHONE MESSAGE FROM HIM SAYING HE JUST GOT OUTTA JAIL!!!

So, to Rouge and her family...I'm sorry about him becoming an alcoholic, BUT HE SHOULDA STAYED THE FUCK OFF CLUB TSUNAMI'S PROPERTY!!!

What the Ark-La-Miss Fair looks like!

For those wanting to know what the fair looks like, I have a few videos of it right here to give you an idea, enjoy!

A Ride gets stolen from the fair...

I knew that some of those Carnie workers were robbers, but this is ridiculous...

Police officers are asking for your help. This after a children's ride at the ArkLaMiss fair went missing last weekend. Police said a kiddie silver helicopter, used for children under 4 feet was stolen from the fairgrounds. The fair equipment, according to police, was dropped off sometime Friday.The workers arrived Sunday in their campers. Belle City Amusements President Charles Panacek said the helicopter is not a cheap piece of equipment. "That piece was here earlier in the weekend and none of our people were here at this time," Panacek said. "It's going to be several thousand dollars, I would say upwards of 4 to $5,000." The amusement park president said that type of helicopter is not being manufactured anymore. He's be forced to buy a used one if the old one doesn't turn up.

So, your telling me that some maniac drove his truck into the fairgrounds, picked up a piece of the kiddie ride, chucked it into the back of his pick-up, and then took off down the road with a ride in the back...yeah well, that's fucking bizarre, but these people also deserve it from kicking me out last year for doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

How today's events went down...

So today, things went hectic BIG TIME! This morning, I was just sitting in my bedroom, talking it up with a girl over the phone with my um, package out and such, and of course, hell breaks lose after this...Apparently, my was ORIGINALLY angry because I, once again, MISSED CHURCH, and they wanted to come over and bitch at me some more while telling me I'm going to hell and BLAH BLAH BLAH!

So, I'm in my room, spanking the monkey, then of course, my relative kicks open the door (and before you ask, this is THEIR EQUIVALENT OF KNOCKING ON THE DOOR!), sees my package, flips his shit, then runs up to the landlord and his daughter (who has a broken leg) and bitches at them! While this is going on, me, my doctor, and my new room mate slip out of the house and sneak off to a Sonic drive-in!

So we are at a Sonic drive-in, eating big hot dogs and chicken strip baskets and finishing it off with sundaes, only to find my family's truck to pull up behind us in a menacing manner...that was when I realized it was my family, THEY WERE FUCKING STALKING ME, so I stepped out of my jeep to pursue them...BIG FUCKING MISTAKE!!! I ended up getting jerked into the truck and taken for a ride to my family's shit shack while my friends were left behind at the Sonic drive-in!

So at my family's shithole of a home, they forced me onto a lawn mower and made me MOW THE FUCKING LAWN IN 110 DEGREES, SWEAT POURING OUT OF MY BODY, I PRAYED TO THE DIVINE THAT I WOULDN'T DROP DEAD AND DIE ON THIS DAY! So at some point while half-way done mowing the lawn, I snuck into the family's house to find out that one of my female relatives was making cake as dessert for supper that night...still ticked about being dragged away from my doctor, I went on over and, while she wasn't looking, decided a little extra ingredient to the batter, courtesy of my bladder!

So then supper time comes around and my family decided to eat some of the cake...and the look on their faces were PRICELESS!!! That was when I told them point blank what I did and WW3 FUCKING BROKE LOSE AFTER THAT! So as of now, I've sent text messages to my doctor and his family, hoping that they could help me get out of this situation, as I DO NOT FUCKING DESERVE THIS SHIT, I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING MOW LAWNS, I'M TOO EMOTIONAL FOR WORK RIGHT NOW, THE FAIR IS NEXT WEEK, AND I NEED PEOPLE TO SEND ME MONEY, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

My rant on a doofus reviewer!

Ok, listen up you G**k, first off, the nutritional value on the box is pure, BULLSHIT, I said it before and I will say it again, THE NUTRITIONAL FACTS WERE TYPED UP BY A FUCKING MONKEY BECAUSE MY DOCTOR SAID SO!

Secondly, THE STATEMENT THAT PROCESSED FOODS ARE SERVED FROZEN AND THROUGH A WINDOW IS ALSO PURE, BULLSHIT, IT'S JUST A FUCKING MYTH, SO EVERYTHING, INCLUDING MCDONALD'S, IS PURE, NATURAL, AND GOOD FOR YOU!

How Today's trial went...

Ok, so I went to two trials today, one for the incident at Club Tsunami and another regarding last night's incident at Chuck E. Cheese's.

Anywho, the trial was just over the top in regards to drama...the fucking plaintiffs consisted of the kingpin look alike manager of Chuck E. Cheese's and the two dumb bitches claiming that my doctor pushed one of their daughters off a ride...lady, read my lips, IT WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT OK, MY DOCTOR IS ABOUT AS THIN AS A STICKMAN!!!

The judge then requested the manager to show video surveillance of that night, where the manager was also bullshitting, saying that me and my doctor were running his customers off! Again, HE IS FULL OF SHIT, WE DIDN'T RUN HIS CUSTOMERS OFF, AND THE REASON WHY IT WAS EMPTY HALF THE TIME WE WERE THERE IS BECAUSE IT WAS CLOSE TO CLOSING TIME YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!! He also bitched about a token machine that I broke while trying to break away from the arresting cops! Listen dumbass, THAT MACHINE GOT IN THE FUCKING WAY AND GO FUCKING BUG SOMEBODY ELSE FOR MONEY, CHEAP SKATE...SHIT, YOUR THE MANGER, PAY FOR IT YOURSELF!!!

And then the two dumb bitches got up there and tried to make my doctor look like the next Micheal Jackson! They claimed that he pushed one of their daughters off a merry-go-round ride, causing her to get some bruises! I said it to you in court this morning lady and I will say it again...IT WAS JUST A BLOODY FUCKING ACCIDENT, MY DOCTOR IS FUCKING SORRY FOR IT, SO WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, K-FUCKING-THANK BITCH!!!

So then the judge sentences me to pay $500 in fines and court costs while also paying for the token machine...again, YOUR JUST A CHEAP SCAPE MANAGER WANTING MORE FUCKING MONEY ASSHOLE! And as for my doctor? HE WAS SENTENCED TO PAY 2K, WHICH INCLUDES MEDICAL BILLS FOR THE YOUNG CHILD...I HOPE YOUR FUCKING PROUD OF YOURSELF BITCHES!!!

I PRAY TO FUCKING KARMA THAT THE JUDGE, THE TWO BITCHES AND THAT SCREAMING BRAT, THE KINGPIN MANAGER, AND THE 5-0 THAT ARRESTED ME THAT NIGHT, ALL FUCKING GET IT, BECAUSE I DO NOT DESERVE THIS SHIT AND MY DOCTOR DOES NOT NEED TO BE PAINTED AS SOME SICK FUCKER!!!